Questionnaire (Tyler's Answers)

1.       What is your idea of perfect happiness?

-          I want to be able to do the things I want to do and go the places I want to go without… working for it, I guess. Ha ha.

2.       What is your greatest fear?

-          Dying.

3.       Which historical figure do you most identify with?

-          I don’t identify with any historical figure.

4.       Which living person do you admire?

-          Meg.

5.       What is the trait that you most deplore in yourself?

-          Selfishness.

6.       What is the trait that you most deplore in others?

-          Selfishness.

7.       What is your greatest extravagance?

-          I’m too American.

8.       What is your favorite journey?

-          Life.

9.       What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

-          Honesty. Everyone thinks they want honesty, but nobody actually wants to hear it.

10.   On what occasion do you lie?

-          At work.

11.   What do you dislike most about your appearance?

-          My lack of godly aura. I don’t really dislike anything about me… I mean sure, I have a really weird mole on my chest that I don’t want to be there. But does it really bug me? No.

12.   Which living person do you most despise?

-          I don’t really despise anybody. There’s no one to really despise… 

13.   Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

-          “It bugs me.”

14.   What is your greatest regret?

-          Crashing my first car.

15.   What or who is the greatest love of your life?

-          Meg.

16.   When and where were you happiest?

-          It’s always changing.

17.   Which talent would you most like to have?

-          I wish I could play the piano.

18.   What is your current state of mind?

-          Annoyed.

19.   If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

-          My lack of productivity.

20.   If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?

-          Their assholiness.

21.   What do you consider your greatest achievement?

-          Staying alive.

22.   If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?

-          A historical artifact? A crab?

23.   If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be?

-          A wolf.

24.   What is your most treasured possession?

-          My cat Luna.

25.   What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

-          Extreme self-loathing.

26.   Where would you like to live?

-          Somewhere wet, like London. Maybe France.

27.   What is your favorite occupation?

-          Teaching. Something involving a lot of talking.

28.   What is your most marked characteristic?

-          I talk a fuck ton.

29.   What is the quality you most like in a man?

-          Manliness.

30.   What is the quality you most like in a woman?

-          Womanliness.

31.   What do you most value in your friends?

-          Honesty.

32.   Who are your favorite writers?

-          George R.R. Martin, John Green, J.R.R. Tolkien… to be continued.

33.   Who is your favorite hero of fiction?

-          Batman?

34.   Who are you heroes in real life?

-          John and Hank Green.

35.   What are your favorite names?

-          Grayson, Dexter, Eleanor

36.   What is it that you most dislike?

-          Choosing what to eat for dinner, fucking hate it.

37.   How would you like to die?

-          I wouldn’t?

38.   What is your motto?

-          I don’t really have one…