1.
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
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I want to be able to do the things I want to do
and go the places I want to go without… working for it, I guess. Ha ha.
2.
What is your greatest fear?
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Dying.
3.
Which historical figure do you most identify
with?
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I don’t identify with any historical figure.
4.
Which living person do you admire?
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Meg.
5.
What is the trait that you most deplore in
yourself?
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Selfishness.
6.
What is the trait that you most deplore in
others?
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Selfishness.
7.
What is your greatest extravagance?
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I’m too American.
8.
What is your favorite journey?
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Life.
9.
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
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Honesty. Everyone thinks they want honesty, but
nobody actually wants to hear it.
10.
On what occasion do you lie?
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At work.
11.
What do you dislike most about your appearance?
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My lack of godly aura. I don’t really dislike
anything about me… I mean sure, I have a really weird mole on my chest that I
don’t want to be there. But does it really bug me? No.
12.
Which living person do you most despise?
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I don’t really despise anybody. There’s no one
to really despise…
13.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
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“It bugs me.”
14.
What is your greatest regret?
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Crashing my first car.
15.
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
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Meg.
16.
When and where were you happiest?
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It’s always changing.
17.
Which talent would you most like to have?
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I wish I could play the piano.
18.
What is your current state of mind?
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Annoyed.
19.
If you could change one thing about yourself,
what would it be?
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My lack of productivity.
20.
If you could change one thing about your family,
what would it be?
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Their assholiness.
21.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
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Staying alive.
22.
If you were to die and come back as a person or
thing, what do you think it would be?
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A historical artifact? A crab?
23.
If you could choose what to come back as, what
would it be?
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A wolf.
24.
What is your most treasured possession?
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My cat Luna.
25.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of
misery?
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Extreme self-loathing.
26.
Where would you like to live?
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Somewhere wet, like London. Maybe France.
27.
What is your favorite occupation?
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Teaching. Something involving a lot of talking.
28.
What is your most marked characteristic?
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I talk a fuck ton.
29.
What is the quality you most like in a man?
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Manliness.
30.
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
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Womanliness.
31.
What do you most value in your friends?
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Honesty.
32.
Who are your favorite writers?
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George R.R. Martin, John Green, J.R.R. Tolkien…
to be continued.
33.
Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
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Batman?
34.
Who are you heroes in real life?
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John and Hank Green.
35.
What are your favorite names?
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Grayson, Dexter, Eleanor
36.
What is it that you most dislike?
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Choosing what to eat for dinner, fucking hate
it.
37.
How would you like to die?
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I wouldn’t?
38.
What is your motto?
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I don’t really have one…
